Clyde steamer history is replete with personal anecdotes and reminiscences that add colour and fascination to the more mundane statistics of length and breadth of hull, and horse-power of engines that characterize the vessels themselves. The classic histories such as James Williamson’s “Clyde Passenger Steamers 1812-1901,” and Andrew M‘Queen’s “Echoes of old Clyde Paddle-Wheels,” have preserved much of the lore. There were few earlier accounts published in book form such as Robert Reid’s “About Clyde Steamers and Clyde Skippers, (Senex Afloat),” but the Glasgow newspapers during the Victorian era contained accounts where various anonymous authors have attempted to catalog the history of the steamers in serial form. Some of these have been presented here and here. This is another, shorter, article gleaned from the pages of the North British Daily Mail in 1878, the year the Columba first...